My computer runs a bit on the warm side, so I ran a test with this program called “Reimage – PC Repair Online” to see if it was overheating. I am so glad I did, because it is 10,000 times hotter than the sun.
Oh my god. If this is true, I am witnessing a thermonuclear meltdown in progress. My computer is going to sink down to the earth’s molten core, go through the other side, and emerge as the brightest star in the universe.
Then, the Dell Precision 490 Workstation Star will continue to burn hot and bright, using up all its resources until it explodes as the Dell Super Nova. It will suck all energy from the earth and our galaxy will become a huge black hole, which will be powerful enough to draw in everything from all the neighboring galaxies, until there is nothing left. Life, as we know it, will end.
All because Dell couldn’t be bothered to put good case fans in their workstation computers. Way to go, Dell, you just destroyed the universe.
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