I am having shoulder surgery on Friday. That’s not the awesome thing. The awesome thing is I got voice recognition software to help me type because I won’t be able to use my right arm for six weeks. It is supposed to be faster than typing with one hand. (That wasn’t dirty – get your mind out of the gutter.) So far, however, I have been spending most of the evening training this so it will understand me. It doesn’t seem to understand swear words, so it takes a little extra training. Not that I use swear words a lot in my daily life, but one can’t be too prepared.